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| They said "Cleanliness is close to godliness." So I present you with a situation. You have enough money to buy yourself a years supply of soap and water, or a years supply of food and shelter. There is no water source or bathroom. Simply a fridge, and a stove, with utensils to cook and eat with. Which do you choose?
Is the preservation of life more important that the idea of being closer to divinity?
Of course, I'm sure they meant cleanliness as to be "with as little sin as possible."
...So what if this soap could wash your soul?
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| - Don't Stand So Close To MeHowever, they neglect to mention how fucking annoying it is.
The conversation presented is simply paraphrased:
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Him: "What if you had a girlfriend, and I took her away from you, how would you feel? What would you do?"
Me: "That's impossible."
Him: "But just answer it, what if?"
Me: "There is no, 'What if', it would never happen. The girls I like and date, and the girls you like and date are on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEVEL."
Him: "But What if?"
Me: "There's NO IF. It just wouldn't happen, I mean, if the world and people liked each other for personality ONLY, then we'd all get laid, but it doesn't work like that, look at our body types, I'm tall and slender and you're, not."
Him: "Haha ok, but I could. When I hang out with people I pick up on things they do and I learn."
Me: "What have you learned from me?"
Him: "Not... Much."
Me: "Now you see why we don't hang out. I'm not stupid, that's why I don't hang out with you guys! People think they can, take bits and pieces of "Dan" and use them, misappropriate them and it'll work to their advantage. It doesn't work like that, you're all not as versatile, not as charismatic, you can't go from a good joke to a bad joke and play it off. You're not me."
Him: "This sounds like it happens to you a lot."
Me: "That's why I don't 'chill' with people. You know what 'chillen' really means? It means 'Hey let's hang out so I can watch how you interact with your environment and pick up on things I like.' FUCK THAT. I don't chill with people that don't have their own identity.
Him: "It's not that I don't have my own identity it's just, I don't know."
Me: "Yeah ok, I'm still not 'chill'n' with you mother fuckers anytime soon. I roll solo. I'm going home."
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I mean has this happened to you? You crack a few jokes and then everyone starts doing it? Or you wear goggles, and then all of a sudden there's another kid doing it? I mean, yes, it's cool, I know, but at the same time I really feel fucking annoyed like, they're stealing your thunder, and all of a sudden you have to go and create something new because everyone is gonna be DICK RIDING and not in the good way.
It's just irritating. It's like I have to come up with some grand scheme that NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN DO BECAUSE IT'S BASED OFF OF MY SPECIFIC DNA in order to feel as if I have some form of free individuality.
Note: In the sense that ignorance is bliss, I couldn't give a fuck if some kid Yugoslavia is complaining about the same thing. I don't know him, I don't care about him, this is my issue. I don't know he's alive there for I feel my own sense of solidarity.
Back on track however, it's just annoying, consider the following:
I'm 5'10, in shape, facial hair and I wear leather jackets.
He's like, 5'4, near obese, and wears dress shirts with pit stains.
He's definitely not going to attract the same girls I attract.
But I suppose if he was hit by a bolt of lightning and survived but required a complete body reconstruction in order to function in society and chose my type, then maybe.
But his personality still sucks and I can whoop his ass so that he'd need another face lift.
I'm Just Saying.
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